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while we are on the subject, I would like to share a few ideas on how to be irritating.
1)Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
2)In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
3)Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
4)When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
5)When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
6)Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.