I'm not a monkeyroyale
Or a myleaguer
And I don't like to spam
Or be spammed
Or have another league spam
And I don't know
Sean, Deb or Sue from Australia personally
Although I'm sure they're really really nice
I am an Assistant Administrator not a Babysitter
I play Yahoo, Pogo and Game Desire
I like to greet players when they enter the room
I can proudly fly my country's flag in Elic, I believe in peacekeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the Eliter is a truely proud and noble person
A TOC is a Tournament of Champions and OLY is the Olympics
And Eliters runs tournaments 24/7!
Eliters is the best league on the internet!
And the best part of Eliters!
I get to make friends all over the world.
My name is Mike and I am an Eliter!!!