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Smart old man(here is a laugh for u all0 superss6      9/24/2012 15:43


I took my dad to the mall the other day to but him new shoes (he is 84)

We decided to grab a bite at the food court

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn't choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

"Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."




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