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The Spady BOS Poem bear_music      2/16/2002 17:36

Seems like it's time to get this up where everyone can see, so enjoy, eliters!

WOMEN! We got to love 'em!
They're as sweet as sweet can be!
They're the hand that rocks the cradle
Like a porpoise in the sea.

When they're barefoot in the kitchen
With their hair done up in braids,
They're everything a man could dream --
But the women can't play SPADES!

So we hope that they'll forgive us
when the SEXES meet in BATTLE,
Cuz we're gonna herd them in a pen
And slaughter them like CATTLE!

jejeje

(music)



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