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Issue Number 100
June 2011
 
 
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Dear Grandma,


A man moves into a nudist colony.  He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,He cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.  He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.

It says..."Thank you for the picture.  Change your hairstyle...   It makes your nose look too short."

Love, Grandma


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