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Issue Number 102
August 2011
 
 
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New Sunburn Treatment for Men


A guy visiting in Hawaii for the first time, fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse who was rather astounded asked "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?" The doctor replied "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."


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