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Issue Number 108
February 2012
 
 
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True Story


Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this.....

 
A woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town . 
 
One Sunday morning, after a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a chocolate ice cream cone.
 
She stopped in to the bakery/ice cream parlor. 
 
There was only one other patron in the store:  Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.
 
The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blues. 
 
The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely.
 
Pull yourself together! She chides herself. You're a happily married woman with three children, you're forty-five years old, not a teenager!
 
The clerk filled her order, then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction.
 
When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty. 
Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store? Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter. 
 
She happened to look over at Paul Newman.
He said to the woman, 
 
"You put it in your purse."


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