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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 109
March 2012
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My Eliters Rant

I'm not a monkeyroyale 
Or a myleaguer 
And I don't like to spam 
Or be spammed 
Or have another league spam 
And I don't know 
Sean, Deb or Sue from Australia personally 
Although I'm sure they're really really nice 
I am an Assistant Administrator not a Babysitter 
I play Yahoo, Pogo and Game Desire 
I like to greet players when they enter the room 
I can proudly fly my country's flag in Elic, I believe in peacekeeping not policing 
Diversity not assimilation 
And that the Eliter is a truly proud and noble person 
A TOC is a Tournament of Champions and OLY is the Olympics 
And Eliters runs tournaments 24/7! 
Eliters is the best league on the internet! 
And the best part of Eliters! 
I get to make friends all over the world. 
My name is Mike and I am an Eliter!!! 

Yours Truly; 

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