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Issue Number 111
May 2012
 
 
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Q & A


Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Contributed by rigelo2


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