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Issue Number 112
June 2012
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Golf and sex

Contributed by Timbowindsor (and of course, David Letterman)

David Lettermans Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than sex.

#10 A below par performance is considered damn good

#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple cans of beer

#8 It`s much easier to find the sweet spot

#7 Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 Three times a day is possible.

#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

and the number 1 reason golf is better -

When your equipment gets old you can replace it!


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