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Issue Number 117
November 2012
 
 
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Wrong way


As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his phone rang. 

Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
 
"Herman, I just heard on the news there's a driver going the wrong way on Highway 401.
Please be careful." 
 
"Hun" he answered, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


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