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Issue Number 117
November 2012
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What is going on in Holdem Poker (holdemp)

Sung to the tune of Africa by Toto

I hear the cards shuffling tonight
The sound of clanking poker chips and witty conversation
There’re tourneys runnin’ in the night
The shining yeps reflecting players’ faces of elation
I buzzed my friends on my I.M.
To tell ‘em about that once forgotten game that’s back in action…
I typed it out and then hit SEND…said HURRY GUYS WE’RE WAITING HERE FOR YOU

Doesn’t take a lot to have some fun in here,
Jus’ join us and we’ll bring the snacks and Rob’s got the beer
Come play the games down in Holdem P.
Just take the time to come on down and have some fun

You know you’ve got two aces in your hand
And you grow restless longing for someone to call the bet you made.
Then someone else raises a grand.
With your poker face on, you raise again and then you watch their confidence fades
You seek to win the massive pot, you do not care who stands in your way!

Doesn’t take a lot to have some fun in here,
Even though Ron ate all the snacks and Rob chugged all the beer,
Let’s play some games down in Holdem P.
Just come on down and play a game, or twoooo, or threeee.

(with apologies to Toto… And Africa…)

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