Playing with vocabulary!
1. ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do
3. BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees with
5. CONTRO - LA short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER - A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES - What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK - What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY - How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX - Two physicians!
13. PARASITES - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST - A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE - What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!
17. RELIEF - What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK - What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official!
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