May as well laugh about taxes
Paying with a Smile
Tax Collector: Why don't you pay your taxes with a smile?
Taxpayer: I'd love to, but you insist on money!
A man walked into the tax collector's office and sat down and smiled at everyone.
"May I help you?" said the clerk in charge.
"No," said the man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."
A businessman was near death and made arrangments for his remains to be sent to the Internal Revenue Service with the following note: "Now you have it all."