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Issue Number 122
April 2013
 
 
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May as well laugh about taxes


Paying with a Smile
Tax Collector:  Why don't you pay your taxes with a smile?
Taxpayer:  I'd love to, but you insist on money!

The Meeting

A man walked into the tax collector's office and sat down and smiled at everyone.

"May I help you?" said the clerk in charge.

"No," said the man.  "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."

IRS

A businessman was near death and made arrangments for his remains to be sent to the Internal Revenue Service with the following note:  "Now you have it all."


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