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Issue Number 122
April 2013
 
 
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Working


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,        but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,   but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,   but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,   but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,  but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
 
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.   Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,  but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.. 

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,  but had to quit because it was the same old grind.   

15. SO, I TRIED  RETIREMENT   AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!


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