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Issue Number 127
September 2013
 
 
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All together now....Hiss, Boo, Groan!


1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.


3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.


5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.


7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


10. A backward poet writes inverse.


11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

 


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