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Issue Number 128
October 2013
 
 
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Dorm Rules


The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.


Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
 

Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
 

Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
 

Are there any questions?"
 

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"


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