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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 133
March 2014
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Continuing Education Courses for Women

Submitted by zmmm3221 (Mike Martin)

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. 
Parties: Going Without New Outfits. 
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game. 
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His. 
Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . . 
Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First. 
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. 
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging. 
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire. 
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share. 
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. 
Introduction to Parking. 
Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space. 
Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor. 
Water retention: Fact or Fat. 
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter. 
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption. 
Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People. 
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. 
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. 
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have. 
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice. 
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together. 
Ballet: For Women Only. 
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both. 
Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges. 
"Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?" - Why Men Lie. 
TV Remotes: For Men Only. 

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