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Issue Number 134
April 2014
 
 
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20 Clever Words for Clever people


READ SLOWLY . . . IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE!!
 
   1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
   2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
   3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
   4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
   5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
   6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
   7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
   8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy Ophthalmologist
   9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
 10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
 12. PARADOX: Two physicians
 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official


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