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Issue Number 137
July 2014
 
 
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Being sick sucks


I got sick and landed in hospital.
 
This one nurse  just drove me crazy.
 
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
 
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,“And how are we doing this morning?”
 
Or
 
“Are we ready for a bath?” or
 
“Are we hungry?” I had had enough of this particular nurse.
 
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
 
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
 
So you know where the juice went!
 
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
 
“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
 
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again.  Maybe I can filter it better this time!” The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
 
SOMETIMES I PRETEND TO BE NORMAL.
 
BUT IT GETS BORING ... SO I GO BACK TO BEING ME!
 
With thanks to Rigelo2 who really didn't do this.


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