Being sick sucks
I got sick and landed in hospital.
This one nurse just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,“And how are we doing this morning?”
“Are we ready for a bath?” or
“Are we hungry?” I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!” The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
SOMETIMES I PRETEND TO BE NORMAL.
BUT IT GETS BORING ... SO I GO BACK TO BEING ME!
With thanks to Rigelo2 who really didn't do this.