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Issue Number 141
November 2014
 
 
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I love you, sweetheart


In a morning study group, a group of women were studying how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
 
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"
 
All the women raised their hands.
 
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
 
A few women answered today, some said yesterday, and some didn't remember.
 
The women were then asked to take their phones and send the text message, "I love you, sweetheart."
 
After a few minutes, the women were asked to exchange phones and read aloud the responding text messages.
 
Here are some of the replies:
1. Who is this?
2. Uh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What did you do now?
7. ?!!???
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she?


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