After being married for 48 years , a wife asked her husband to describe her .
He looked at her for a while then said , " you're an alphabet wife... A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K . "
She asks , " what does that mean ? "
He said , " Adorable , Beautiful , Cute , Delightful , Elegant , Fabulous , Gorgeous , and Hot ."
She smiled happily and said , " Oh that's so lovely , but what about I , J , K ? "
He said , " I'm Just Kidding ! "
The swelling in his eye is going down , and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles!!!