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Issue Number 144
February 2015
 
 
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Adorable Wife!!!


After being married for 48 years , a wife asked her husband to describe her .
 
He looked at her for a while then said , " you're an alphabet wife... A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K . "
 
She asks , " what does that mean ? "
 
He said , " Adorable , Beautiful , Cute , Delightful , Elegant , Fabulous , Gorgeous , and Hot ."
 
She smiled happily and said ,  " Oh that's so lovely , but what about I , J , K ? "
 
He said , " I'm Just Kidding ! "
 
The swelling in his eye is going down , and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles!!!


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