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Issue Number 145
March 2015
 
 
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The Library


A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. 
 

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" 
 

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" 
 

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. 
 

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table  and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" 
 

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT  PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" 

 

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

 

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

 


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