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Issue Number 19
September 2004
 
 
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Humor in Football


As the National Football League Season is starting up in the US, this seems appropriate for those among us who don't have a clue.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Oh, I really liked it," she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO... it's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR?"

Posted by:
mistressinblacksilk
(Victoria)


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