|"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as |
long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need
to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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