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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 40
June 2006
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Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a cyber city called ELITERS.

Eliters was made up of many suburbs. But the suburb in our story had some very interesting things happening.

The Mayor of the suburb was an odd man who lazed around in “house settin britches” shooing dog gnats that always seemed to be near his drinks. The man’s name was Goodwrench or as most affectionately called him, Jr.

Jr heard that the people of the suburbs were feeling depressed so he called a counsel meeting. He told his counsel of his finds of depression and asked for their support in finding a way to cheer up his burb’s people.

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