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Issue Number 42
August 2006
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Yahoo Sucks

Submitted by Joe (highway_2_hell_m)

I am so glad I created this name.
So now I can play a friendly card game.
Spades, euchre or gin? How will I choose?
Let's have fun. Whether we win or lose.

Do I make my bid or do I set?
Hell! Who knows, it has NOT loaded yet.
They say Yahoo is the place to play.
Well I just hope I can get in it today.
I have logged in; my password is entered.
There's the hourglass moving right in the center.
When will I get there? Who really knows?
I now see the lounge. Here it goes.

The names start appearing, one by one.
I see them chatting. Yeah here I come.
I get a table and sit with ease.
I invite some players, with a kind please.

The game gets started without a hitch.
As the first person freezes, they start to bitch.
Yahoo's finest moment. Yes it is right Now.
Will they make it back? Hopefully somehow.

Will they click forfeit or will they wait?
Who really knows, they may be too late.
They are back in the lounge. Yippee! Horray!
OMG!! I froze now. What will they say?

Time to REBOOT. Three minutes to get back.
I know how to do it. I got the knack.
It is so much fun getting into Yahoo.
Without it, what would we all do?

Perhaps try Excite or even the Zone?
NEVER! Yahoo will always be OUR home.

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