To All the Grammies and Grampies
submitted by Becca (fr0ggie_hop)
This is for the Grammies and Grampies of the world, even though it says "Grandma" ...
"The Computer Swallowed Grandma"
author: Valerie Waite, Derbyshire England
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from my view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing could I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox'
My Grandma you should see,
Please Scan, Copy and Paste her
And send her back to me.
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer........ They are the greatest!!!
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