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Issue Number 47
January 2007
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Poetry Corner

Med Mans Night Before Christmas
~ submitted/written by xJenxBratx

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Oh Brat was sitting by her pc with care
in hopes that some dog gone hottie soon would be there!!

The ELITERS were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of big yep tourneys danced in their heads.
And Hazy in her 'kerchief, and Hersh in his cap,
had just settled their brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on their front porch rose such a clatter,
They sprang from there bed to see what was the matter.
Hersh opened the door and guess who walked in?
Was that man named Lowell on Meds once again.

He said Choco and Hazy I need something stable
I have to find broadband, dial-up or cable.
The Moon on the front of there porch swing did show,
gave the lustre of midday to objects below.

When what to his wondering eyes did appear
Was that choco with a great big-stix-man, OH DEAR
With one Thwap on the Head, The Med man was dazed
But he started rolling and laughing much to our amaze.

Man I new I was a good boy, and took my Meds right
Cause all i see are Eliter Women in sight!
They were checkin on me one by one they came,
First Chicky, and Paula, And Trubble what a Name!!

All these gorgeous women Lowell seemed to be seeing,
But Choco and Hazy were too busy fleeing.
They called in MrmKitty who did find the Law
But by the time that this happened Lowell turned toward the wall,

"Now Drash! Now Flossy!  Now, Wendy and Vixen!
On, Chicana! On, Bloopansy!  On, Kimnd and Smitten!
To the top of the porch!  To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!  Dash away all!"

ok ok........i was bored....but oh well Im a Brat!!
Merry Christmas to MY Eliters......I love you Each and Every one!! Be Safe

Christmas Poem
~ submitted by queenohartzkelly

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the lounge
Not an Eliter was stirring not even sos;

The stockings were hung in the club by the dozen
Hoping that a merry TD would fill them with YEPs.

The Eliters were nestled in beg lounge 7;
Visions of bonuses danced in their heads.

With Purce in her kerchief and Maddy in his cap;
They had just settled down for a long cribby match.

When out in the lounge there arouse such a clatter;
Maddy sprung from his chair to see what was the matter.

Away to the lounge he flew like a bear;
Flipping the table and tipping his chair.

And what to his blood shot eyes did appear;
But diamond himself and eight crazed Eliters.

Diamond staggered in circles and called the Eliters by name.
Now Wanda, Now Joe, Now Marla and Rick
On Sunny, On Tina, and Won, and Ocean!
They sprang to their feet and ran for the door
They hear that there was a mega bonus and they wanted some more.

Maddy couldn't believe his eyes as the group joined together.
Damn I live far away and this tourneys going to take forever.

Suddenly outside they heard Kris give a shout;
"listen up all I've got something to say; I'm planning on giving all of my YEPs away!"

Oops and New were the first to sign in
With Dino and Newfie and Rob on their heels.

They laughed and played like all through the night
It came down to Crimmy and SOS for the last fight.

SOS prevailed winning the pot
All the Eliters screamed thanks OH perfect one thanks ALOT

We laughed and joked with our cribby friends so dear
Merry Christmas Cribbers and a Happy New Year

Loveeeeeeee Kelly

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