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Issue Number 56
October 2007
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Learning to Survive

-- Submitted by golfinmimi4 in the Joke Group

The 15th season of the TV show "Survivor" has recently started. In the past, this show has taken contestants to remote locations in Borneo, Australia, Africa, the Amazon, Thailand, Guatemala, Panama and Fiji. This season, the contestants find themselves in China. Where else can the show possibly go? Plans for the next "Survivor" series have already leaked out.

Mark Burnett, producer of "Survivor", plans to enlist 12 men who will be dropped in an unidentified suburb with a van, six kids (each of whom play two sports and take either a musical instrument or dance class) and no access to fast food.

They must keep the house clean, correct all homework (receiving at least a "C+" on all papers), complete one science project, cook (OK, they can bring one cookbook), do laundry, care for a dog and a cat, grocery shop, buy birthday presents for kids' friends, etc.

Oh, and they also have access to television only when the kids are asleep and all chores are done, and none of the TVs have remote controls.

The competitions will consist of such things as attending a PTA meeting and accurately reporting the results; cleaning up after a sick child at 3:00 a.m; getting kids to church; making an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and getting a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off.

The winner gets to go back to his job.

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