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Issue Number 58
December 2007
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Dear Santa

I've been very naughty--and since Santa is a MAN---he knows that's not always a BAD thing!

This year, as you know, I've been doing a lot of GIVING and think it's time to be on the receiving end.(if ya know what I mean)  So if you could kindly see your way to getting my man to remember how he got me this naughty in the first place....I'd really appreciate it Santa.

I'm over here in Criby and would love you to come over and join me in a quickie, or pokerrrrrrrrr. As usual, I will have your treats ready by the fireplace. (don't be too late)  See ya Christmas Eve babycakes, I mean Santa. I always look forward to what you have, I mean put in the stocking!

Winkin at ya, 

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