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Issue Number 62
April 2008
 
 
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This and that


You know the economy is in the toilet when the bank forecloses on the Gold Box - Neogiant22

Suggestions for new badges (which more of us can win) - I_suck, I_lose, I_have_no_clue, I_fun - all downloadable on your iPod

Remembering Love
Poem written by an Eliter who prefers to remain anonymous:

You're not here to hear it,
but I love you.
 
You're not here to feel it,
but I love you.
 
You're not here to see my eyes show it,
but I love you.
 
How I love you.

How we came to be,
I dont remember.
 
A time you weren't beside me,
I dont want to remember.
 
As I get on with life,
I still remember.
 
I still remember. 
I'll always remember....

Yet another Blonde Joke (contributed by MoodyrBlue)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.


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