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Issue Number 64
June 2008
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The Reboot Program

contributed by baron_von_byron1

Don't you wish when life is bad,
and things just don't compute?

That all we had to do,
was stop and hit reboot.

Things would all turn out ok,
life would be so sweet.

If we had those magic keys,
Alt, Control, Delete.

The boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your kids, well....you'll need a mute.

Oh, to stop and press those lovely keys,
that could make your life reboot.

You'd like to have another job,
but you fear living in the street?

You solve it all, and start anew,
with Alt, Control, Delete!

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