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Issue Number 67
September 2008
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Got some funnies?

Welcome to the SFL
(with thanks to Schnozzin)

The Senior Football League was created for Brett Favre and all his "retiree" friends
who want to continue playing football into their golden years.

Playing field-  100 feet long and 40 feet wide with adult pampers as end zone markers.

Goal posts-  upside-down hockey posts

Safety-   EMTs every ten feet

Cheerleaders-  Breasts must be below the knees and waistline of skirt above armpits

Equipmentoxygen tank, Ben Gay(can also be used as stick-um to catch nerf football),
catapult(to throw football), crutches, colostomy bags, wheelchairs(wheelcleats optional), canes

Penalties-  cane tripping, falling offsides, unsportsmanlike prune juice discharge, 12
players on field (must all be awake), hair pulling(rarely called)

Signed players-  Brett Favre, Babe Ruth, Perfect29_1, the cast of Golden Girls,
Gary Coleman, George Bush (both)

Salaries-  gift certificates for Country Buffet and free membership to AARP

In case of ties at the end of regulation, the will be NO sudden death.

PLAY BALL!!!!!!!

Russia Invades Georgia
(with thanks to rick_usmc_ret)

Flash Flash - this news Just In.

All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.  A reliable source said that one of his customers stated that while Russia might be invading Georgia, they sure ain't doin' it to Alabama!

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