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Issue Number 69
November 2008
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10 Ways To Tell You Might Be A Redneck Hunter

With thanks to rick_usmc_ret (who has been hunting for the past four weeks so I couldn't thank him for this)!

You might be a redneck hunter if:

  1. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
  2. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
  3. You've ever been involved in a custody battle over a blood-trailing dog.
  4. You've ever filled your deer tag on a golf course.
  5. You've ever had to turn your pickup around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
  6. You consider "Cabela's 2008 Shooting & Reloading Catalog" deep reading.
  7. You've ever cleaned pheasants in your living room.
  8. Your front porch collapses and it kills more than three coon dogs.
  9. Your bicycle has a gun rack.
  10. You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

And you might be a redneck hunter... if you're thinking of three friends who'd love to see this. Be a pal. Forward it to them. They're probably at work thinking about hunting right now anyway

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