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Issue Number 69
November 2008
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My vote for President

This is definitely my choice for the leader of our great country in some rough economic times and chaotic warfare   My choice is has a  proven track record in helping for a number of years to promote world peace by creating positive attitudes and laughter for all.  My choice has been a big part of the financial success of the cooperation he works for just by his presence on television, in shopping malls, and sometimes in your home.  My voting choice also promotes many programs on saving the environment and has spent millions implementing such policies.

Which one candidate can eliminate all military spending by spreading peace in such a way that everyone is happy, thus creating the economic turnaround needed worldwide?  Who can guarantee that all future generations will breathe clean air and enjoy the beauty of the world with little or no environmental problems?  Obama?  McCainNader?   No to all of the above.  My choice for president is obvious...  Mickey Mouse.

(contributed by schnozzin)

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