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Issue Number 71
January 2009
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More Blonde Moments


  • she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • she thought General Motors was in the army.
  • she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
  • she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
  • she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
  • under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
  • she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
  • she asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store.
  • she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
  • she studied for a blood test.
  • she sold her car for gas money.
  • when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
  • when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, she moved.
  • she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
  • she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
  • she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. and finally,


  • she had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought stood for 'Tatoobie's Go In Front.'

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