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Issue Number 73
March 2009
 
 
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A prayer we can all believe in


Contributed by yeahicrackmeuptoo!

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.  
It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.


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