April Fool and Spring Riddles
April Fool's Day
Q. What's the best day for monkey business?
A. The first of Ape-ril!
Q. Do you know all about April 1st?
A. Yes, I'm fooly aware of it!
Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A. Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
Noah body . . . April Fool's!
Noah who? Noah fooling this time . . . it's really me!
Noah. Noah who?
It's still April Fool's!
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!
Q. What flowers grow on faces?
A. Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!