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Issue Number 77
July 2009
 
 
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Blonde Replacement Windows


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.
 
Hellloooo… just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year... that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
 
Helllooooo?  It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.


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