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Issue Number 77
July 2009
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Mangled Headlines

Double Meanings From Around The World:

  • March Planned For Next August
  • Blind Bishop Appointed To See
  • Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
  • L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
  • Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
  • Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
  • Diaper Market Bottoms Out
  • Croupiers On Strike--Management: No Big Deal
  • Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
  • Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
  • Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
  • Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
  • Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  • Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
  • Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  • Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
  • Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
  • Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
  • 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
  • War Dims Hope For Peace
  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
  • Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Source: ETNI -- English Teachers Network
Contributor DMDesiderata

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