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Issue Number 78
August 2009
 
 
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Things to Remember


Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart?"

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like
calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed Pharmacist."

It's not whether you win or lose,
but where you place the blame.


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