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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 79
September 2009
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Eliters Lonely Hearts Column

Female...age unimportant
Looks....yes please
Must like farm life especially goats and sheep (experience of running after them also helps)
Must be a expert on Webers
Dislike of getting married an advantage

Male.....age 30 - 40
Good looking and well off
Must be Mr Charisma
Non-sock-wearer a must
Boys need not apply (real men only)
Location...London Ontario, Canada

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