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Issue Number 83
January 2010
 
 
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How to figure out if someone is drunk


THINGS THAT ARE  DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN  DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT  IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but  you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not  hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out  tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing  karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd  hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have  to work in the morning.
 


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