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Issue Number 83
January 2010
 
 
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Older Women


After  being married for 44 years, I took a careful  look at my wife one  day  and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap  apartment, a cheap car,  slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got  to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old  girl. 

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.  It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to  go out and find a hot 25-year-old  gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living  in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,  sleeping on a sofa bed and  watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!


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