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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 87
May 2010
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Funnies for you

How to Tell When You Have PMS

-- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

-- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

-- The dryer has shrunk every single pair of your jeans.

-- Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

-- You're dialing up every bumper sticker with a "How's my driving?" phone number.

-- You're considering that God might be male.

-- You're daydreaming about menopause.

-- You're adding bacon bits to your popcorn.

-- You're crying in the drugstore because they're out of orange Tic-Tacs.

-- The ibuprofen bottle is empty again

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