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Issue Number 90
August 2010
 
 
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Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian


10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
 
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
 
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
 
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. (mentioned it twice just because it was fun)
 
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
 
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
 
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. (just cant get over  how funny this is)
 
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
 
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.  (Yay!!)
 
1. It beats being an American.


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