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Eliters Newsletter
Issue Number 94
December 2010
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Holiday Funnies

Christmas Dinner Funnies

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner? "Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker? My pop is bigger than yours !

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What bird has wings but cannot fly? Roast turkey!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake? Your teeth!

We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there?
Wenceslas Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?

Knock Knock Who's there?
Snow Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Wayne Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger...!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Donut Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock Who's there?
Oakham Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull...!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Avery Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Holly Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Rudolph Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

Knock Knock Who's there?
Igloo Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie...!

Knock Knock Who's there?
Mary Mary who?
Mary Christmas !

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